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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Nishan Singh
- Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
- I like my women like I like my weekend -short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
- They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty!
- Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
- Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
- Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
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- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin