Nishan Singh Quotes

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• What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease? You make new friends every day.
• Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
• When I was two,I had schizophrenia.
• No matter how awesome you are, not everybody will like you. Thats life.
• Sometimes you miss the memories more than you miss the person.
• The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.
• My memory needs a forget all button.
• Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have.
• If we doubted our fears instead of doubting our dreams, imagine how much we'd accomplish in life.
• Passion is tearing the panties off. Sexy is seductively sliding them down. Married is taking time to fold them.
• The awkward moment when your granny is scolding you and her false teeth falls out
• Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more its going to hurt.
• Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy.
• I wanted to burn calories. So I set a fat kid on fire.
• Its better to be yourself and have no friends, than it is to be like your friends and have no self.
• Ever have that awkward moment when you realize that Wikipedia has copied your homework?
• I like my women like I like my weekend -short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
• They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty!
• Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
• Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'

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