Nishan Singh

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• What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease? You make new friends every day. Best
• Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? Facebook
• When I was two,I had schizophrenia. Funny
• No matter how awesome you are, not everybody will like you. Thats life. Awesome
• Sometimes you miss the memories more than you miss the person. Memories
• The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you. Hoping
• My memory needs a forget all button. All
• Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have. Busy
• If we doubted our fears instead of doubting our dreams, imagine how much we'd accomplish in life. Accomplish
• Passion is tearing the panties off. Sexy is seductively sliding them down. Married is taking time to fold them. Down
• The awkward moment when your granny is scolding you and her false teeth falls out Awkward
• Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more its going to hurt. Bitter Love
• Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy. Companionship
• I wanted to burn calories. So I set a fat kid on fire. Burn
• Its better to be yourself and have no friends, than it is to be like your friends and have no self. Better
• Ever have that awkward moment when you realize that Wikipedia has copied your homework? Awkward
• I like my women like I like my weekend -short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. Alcohol
• They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty! Add
• Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room. All
• Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.' Clock
• Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. Amazing
• I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at the… Batman
• Guns don't kill people. Hot girls with scary fathers kill people. Dating

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