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Funny Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor
- A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
- I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
- Macho does not prove mucho
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
- He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
- We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
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