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Funny Quotes by Yogi Berra
- A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
- Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
- I never said most of the things I said.
- If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- You can observe a lot by just watching.
- If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
- Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
- If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I…
- If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
- It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
- It gets late early out there.
- He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
- It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
- I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
- If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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