Yogi Berra Quotes
- A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
- In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
- Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
- You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
- Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
- The future ain't what it used to be.
- I never said most of the things I said.
- If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- You can observe a lot by just watching.
- If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
- I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
- Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
- If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
- I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I…
- I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.