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Funny Quotes by Vladimir Nabokov
- Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.
- We are most artistically caged.
- She was like Marat only with nobody to kill her.
- But in my arms she was always Lolita.
- Who can say what heartbreaks are caused in a dog by our discontinuing a romp?
- You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go.
- Nymphets do not occur in polar regions.
- Measure me while I live - after it will be too late.
- I always call him Lewis Carroll Carroll, because he was the first Humbert Humbert.
- Oh, my Lolita, I have only words to play with!
- We hasten to alienate the very fates we intended to woo.
- Words without experience are meaningless.
- There is nothing more atrociously cruel than an adored child.
- All religions are based on obsolete terminology.
- You know, what's so dreadful about dying is that you are completely on your own.
- There was no Lo to behold.
- Solitude was corrupting me.
- Don't touch me; I'll die if you touch me.
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