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- Barking dogs seldom bite, but beware of those dogs that know this proverb.
- The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.
- The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.
- The journey of life ends with 8 letters? - Marriage.
- Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.
- Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.
- Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.
- In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.
- Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee.
- Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.
- A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.
- Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus.
- Credit is what enables people to pay 20% to 35% extra for that product which they probably don't need.
- If the knocking at the door is twice, it is not opportunity, it is postman.
- If someone says money is not everything, it means that he either has nothing or a lot of it.
- Generally speaking, woman is generally speaking.
- A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.
- Rich widows are the only second-hand goods that sell at prime cost.
- A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm.
- One girl is a girl, two girls are half a girl, and three girls are no girl at all.
- Some people treat God like they do a lawyer; they go to Him only when they are in trouble.
- A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.
- The easiest way to get a teenage boy to be quiet is to ask him where he has been.
- There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women.
- Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.
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