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Funny Quotes by Vikrant Parsai
- I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.
- Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery.
- He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive.
- You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote.
- Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they dont know where the car is.
- Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at all.
- Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.
- When a man doesnt go straight home, his wifes remarks do.
- The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.
- Drink often drives a man to misfortune and misfortune often drives a man to drink.
- A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.
- There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you what not to…
- Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.
- Credit is what enables people to spend money they havent earned, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont like.
- Woman was created last so she wouldnt have to wait for someone to talk to.
- There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.
- Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.
- Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.
- Friends are not perfect, sometimes they have funny ways, always laugh with them and not at them.
- You know your child is growing up when he starts looking at girls the same way he used to look at dessert.
- A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.
- The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF.
- If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives.
- There are a lot of books showing on how to live longer, but none on why.
- Your vacation depends upon the book that tells you where to go, and it is called your cheque book.
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