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Funny Quotes by Tom Waits
- When it's raining you can't find enough things to catch it in. When it's not you can stand out in the middle of the street…
- I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
- The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
- When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
- The things you absorb you will ultimately secrete. It's all out there and available for you to enjoy...and be nourished by.
- Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.
- Words are music, really.
- With families and music, you're usually looking for something that can make you unique.
- You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
- It's hard to win when you always lose.
- Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.
- Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
- Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not…
- The beginning of it starts at the end
- You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
- All that you've loved is all you own
- The Universe is making music all the time.
- They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing.
- God's away, God's away, God's away on business. Business!
- i never told the truth so i can never tell a lie...
- Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin