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Funny Quotes by Simone Elkeles
- The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha.…
- I want to tell her how much she's become the center of my being. But I can't. The words won't come.
- Somehow, being with Brittany brings something to my life that's missing, something ... right.
- You're where I want to be.
- What would it take for you to go out with me?
- Mujer, you own my soul.
- and the bananas are overdone.
- If you can't share with your friends, who can you share with?
- Tell me what we had was real, I whisper.
- It'd be cool if God gave everyone a Do Over Day and you could yell "Do Over!" and the day would start new.
- what could i do to make the one i loved love me back ?
- How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally.
- My history defines who I am.
- It reminds me of myself - seemingly perfect on the outside but inside is all a mush.
- There's a point when you have to stop fightin' the whole world.
- You shouldn't love me. I don't deserve you.
- It's as if I'm taking away his pain and he's taking away mine.
- Do I hear a challenge?†she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.
- And I’m yours,†I tell him. “Forever and always and then some.
- I've never seen anythin' sexier in my life, and she's not even naked yet.
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