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Funny Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal
- I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
- I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do…
- I do what I do. Always.
- I'm short and to the point.
- I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
- I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the…
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