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Funny Quotes by Shakira
- Scars remind me of just how far that I've come.
- I live for freedom, and freedom is a lie.
- I don't go out without make up. I'm a woman, you know.
- I'm more afraid of marriage than death.
- I'm Colombian and nothing will change that.
- The w0rst mistake 0f a w0man is, t0 g0 t0 the kitchen, bc0z then she never gets 0ut 0f there.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin