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Funny Quotes by Ryan Swain
- Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or six, it should…
- Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original cracker jokes inside…
- This summer time in England has been like a dreaded one-night stand... Not very hot, extremely wet and gone before you know it.
- I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin