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Funny Quotes by Robert Paul
- A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
- So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually…
- Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment...
- When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
- I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
- The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
- My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
- The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
- Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
- You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
- Love is the heart of the soul.
- You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin