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- Definition of High heels .... A facility invented by short women, who were fed up by constantly being kissed on the forehead! :p
- The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. x)
- We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.:p
- The hardest thing is to choose between Internet and sleep.
- Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people :P
- I need Google in my mind,anti virus in heart and Photoshop on my face.
- Every dog has its day. Every Black Dog has its night.
- If pre-marital sex amounts to marriage, then it is the only wedding which is not attended by any of the relatives!
- I hate when someone calls my phone and asks Who is this?you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?
- We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gains weight... !
- I dont care how old I am. I still panic like crazy when I lose my siblings in the mall.
- Best way to defeat your enemy without any weapon is *K...*
- Every time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think, Thank God Im not the only one.
- About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
- If the last page of your notebook is blank, you surely lack of creativity.
- Ever looked at your EX and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship.
- Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint.
- The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
- Hey baby nice ass, wanna get lunch sometime?
- Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
- Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
- Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it…
- Sometimes, the best way to stay close to someone you love is by being just a friend.
- If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!!
- They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin