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Funny Quotes by Paul Simon
- How can you live in the Northeast?
- I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I…
- I'm more interested in what I discover than what I invent.
- Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.
- I've got nothing to do today but smile.
- All I've got to do today is smile.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams