"How can you live in the Northeast?" — Paul Simon

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149 Quotes by Paul Simon

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I want to rid my heart of envy, and cleanse my soul of rage before I'm through.
When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at…
Who's gonna love you when your looks are gone?
...what threatens us today in the world of computers and other invasions of privacy is not a national ID card…
It's outrageous to line your pockets off the misery of the poor; It's outrageous, the crimes some human beings must…
The Wisdom is old, the Koran is old, the Bible is old. Disagreements? Work 'em out.
Nor is it strange That after changes upon changes, we are more or less the same
It's very helpful to start with something that's true. If you start with something that's false, you're always covering your…
Much of songwriting is simply a mystery.
I don't really know why an idea comes to me. But all of a sudden, an idea comes and from…
Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's…
I really don't know what exactly all the songs mean. Sometimes other people have meanings and when I hear them…

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Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
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I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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