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Funny Quotes by Paul Lynde
- Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because…
- I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
- I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
- If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
- If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
- I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
- I'm Liberace without a piano.
- I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin