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- Two mentally disturbed men decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a…
- Mommy and his kid.
- BOY: I luv u girl and I want u 2 be my babe. GIRL: I accept but no sex bcos I want 2 keep my…
- Taste it before you buy it,
- Police : Where Do You Live? Me : With My Parents. Police : Where Do Your Parents Live? Me : With Me. Police :Where Do…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin