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- Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
- Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.
- And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.
- And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.
- It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way.
- Let's stop the startwatch.
- And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race.
- I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one.
- Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
- I was there when I said it.
- Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.
- The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander.
- Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it.
- The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.
- I want to say so much more than I have time for.
- It all comes down to money.
- A battle is developing between them' I say developing, because it's not yet on.
- Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
- This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well.
- You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing.
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