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- A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.
- With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
- Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now
- Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...!
- Look up there! That's the sky!
- Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
- And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car.
- And there's the man in the green flag!
- That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
- And he's lost both right front tires.
- And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
- Mansell can see him in his earphone.
- Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place.
- As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.
- Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?
- I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.
- Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
- And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
- As you can see, visually, with your eyes.
- And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill.
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