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Funny Quotes by Mel Brooks
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
- He who hesitates is poor.
- But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.
- We mock the things we are to be.
- I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!
- I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
- Everything starts with writing.
- I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
- It's good to be the king.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin