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Funny Quotes by Marilyn vos Savant
- Make a habit of canceling every subscription to anything you don't have time to read
- Know how to treat frostbite until you can get indoors.
- Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom.
- Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
- Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
- Relatively few of us will find the time-or take it-to live an ever enlarging life.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin