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Funny Quotes by Laurence J. Peter
- Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
- The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.
- A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
- Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
- Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
- Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
- Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin