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Funny Quotes by Lance Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy.
- It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees.
- But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched.
- The idea that anybody was forced, or pressured, or encouraged, is not true.
- I tried to control the narrative.
- At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend
- It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I…
- Evan Handler is a man who’s looked into the abyss and laughed. His book, It’s Only Temporary, made me laugh along with him. He covers…
- What is stronger, fear or hope?
- Hope that is the only antidote to fear.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin