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Funny Quotes by Kinky Friedman
- Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get,
- Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
- If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
- Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams