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First Quotes by Kinky Friedman
- Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy who's running the…
- You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
- If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
- The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
- We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
- When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
- I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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