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Funny Quotes by Kevin McCarty
- It's funny how fake and cruel people can be for an ounce of attention..
- Girls say the craziest stuff they really will move from west coast to east coast to be with a guy. The funny the thing is…
- I laugh at you so hard I start to cry. Your so unbelievable it's funny to me but not to your new boyfriend.
- If someone says I love you and you don't feel the same way, just say I love YouTube really fast.
- If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!
- Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting pussy...
- I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind. But I'm…
- I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF
- Why do porn sites have a Share To Facebook button??? Who watches porn and thinks, You kno who would really enjoy this???? My family and…
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin