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Funny Quotes by Kelly Osbourne
- After being called cherubic and chubby, I'm rocking a bikini!
- I didn't know that anything was wrong with me until the media got involved in my life.
- It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that…
- I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself.
- Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
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