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Funny Quotes by Junot Diaz
- I always individuate myself from other writers who say they would die if they couldn't write. For me, I'd die if I couldn't read.
- I am a chatty person, but colossally discreet.
- Every single immigrant we have, undocumented or documented, is a future American. That's just the truth of it.
- I can always tell if someone's from Harvard because they trot out their vitae. I would die at Harvard.
- I'm an immigrant and I will stay an immigrant forever.
- Spin is 'something is beautiful because we say it's beautiful.'
- It's never the changes we want that change everything.
- ...what a surprise (we all know how tolerant the tolerant are)-...
- You can't regret the life you didn't lead.
- The thoughts he put in her head. Someone should’ve arrested him for it.
- ...sometimes a start is all we ever get.
- You know how it is when you get back with somebody you’ve loved. It felt better than it ever was, better than it ever could…
- Anger has a way of returning.
- Clavo saca clavo. Nothing sacas nothing, you reply. No one will ever be like her.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin