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Funny Quotes by Jonathan Safran Foer
- I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
- I've never particularly liked bankers.
- As I've grown older, I've grown more convinced there's nothing that shouldn't be talked about. If we think we're protecting each other, we're not.
- Grandfather informs me that is not possible.
- They do not desire anything more than everything they have known.
- Why I'm Not Where You Are
- What if I never stop inventing?
- Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does.
- She brushed her eyelashes against his chest.
- Let love write on you for awhile.
- When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible.
- Love...is the immovability of truth.
- The gift is for you...The surprise is for me.
- But I dig Negroes. I dig them all the way.
- They learned to hate her unknowability, her untouchability, the collage of her.
- ...only someone who'd never been an animal would put up a sign saying not to feed them....
- There is nothing wrong with compromising. Even if you compromise almost everything.
- I never confused what I had with what I was.
- Every moment before this one depends on this one.
- It is not a thing that you can imagine. It only is. After that, there can be no imagining.
- We cracked up together, which was necessary, because she loved me again.
- She is deranged, but so so playful.
- Writing's funny, it's like walking down a hall in the dark looking for the light switch, and suddenly you find it, flip it on, and…
- Everything is the way it is because everything was the way it was
- The only thing worse than being sad is for others to know you are sad.
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