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Funny Quotes by John Waters
- As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.
- Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to — and the extremes and…
- If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty.
- I like hard movies; I like ones that are basically the opposite of a date movie.
- I get dumber as the day goes along. Every second of the day that goes along, I get stupider.
- To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct.
- I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.
- There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.
- Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.
- I respect everything I make fun of.
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