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Funny Quotes by John Malkovich
- It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH...
- You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything.
- Anybody doing something brings something to it.
- I don't need to be liked.
- I don't really go through a process, it goes through me.
- I like very much to do movies.
- I never really did a western western.
- I was never a fanatical movie person.
- I'm not a control maniac.
- Politics is not really my thing.
- Things are so much global and Americanised.
- You know, I'm really not interested in someone telling me that something's good or bad.
- I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.
- If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.
- People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.
- Of course it's trivial, but then most things are.
- I don't throw things or yell.
- It never occurred to me to be an actor.
- There's a reason screens are only this thick.
- Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go out with anyone better dressed than you.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin