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Funny Quotes by Jimmy Durante
- I hate music, especially when it's played.
- To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
- That's the conditions that prevail!
- Everybody wants ta get inta da act!
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
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