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Funny Quotes by Jim Carrey
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going…
- Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.
- Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
- I just want to be myself.
- We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.
- Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
- I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.
- I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they…
- I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
- Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!
- It’s Better to Fail at What You Love Than Fail at What You Don’t.
- Movie offers are out there for me, I just don't hear them yet.
- The era of ‘yes’ has begun.
- I cannot be contained...bec ause I am the container
- Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
- I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle.
- Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much!
- It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!
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- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin