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Funny Quotes by Jim Butcher
- Better safe than exsanguinated.
- There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
- Polka will never die.
- I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.
- This is what it look like when it WORKS?
- The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees,…
- There're things we keep hidden from one another. Things we hide from ourselves. Things that are kept hidden from us. And things no one knows.…
- Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?
- If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.
- Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.
- I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
- My gast was pretty well flabbered.
- There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my, ah, disposition.
- Molly was committing dinner. . .
- I put the ick in magic.
- There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.
- It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.
- Knowledge is your weapon...Kill them with it.
- You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.
- The movie of my life must be really low budget.
- I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.
- We're all so damned fragile.
- People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.
- Troubleshooters?" Michael asked. "When there's trouble," I told him, "they shoot it.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin