"My gast was pretty well flabbered." — Jim Butcher

"My gast was pretty well flabbered."

— Jim Butcher

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474 Quotes by Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher has 474 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

No one is an unjust villain in his own mind. Even - perhaps even especially those who are the worst…
Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what…
A bolt of warmth, fierce with joy and pride and gratitude, flashed through me like sudden lightning. I don't care…
Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s…
If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a…
I don't want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. I'd rather make a…
Life can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I…
Death is only frightening from the near side.
Passion has overthrown tyrants and freed prisoners and slaves. Passion has brought justice where there was savagery. Passion has created…
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in…
I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.

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Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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