"I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a…" — Miranda Hobbes
"I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device."
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26 Quotes by Miranda Hobbes
Miranda Hobbes has 26 quotes on this site.
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When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can…
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These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
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I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
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Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
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Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
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He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's…
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Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
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They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
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How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
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I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
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I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
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That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
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More Bloated Quotes
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one of 58 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It was this same Jesus, the Christ who, among many other remarkable things, said and repeated something which, proceeding from…
— Wilbur Smith
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We have no intention of shipping another bloated OS and shoving it down the throats of our users.
— Paul Maritz
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Undernourished, intelligence becomes like the bloated belly of a starving child: swollen, filled with nothing the body can use.
— Andrea Dworkin
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Imagine a room awash in gasoline, and there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has nine…
— Carl Sagan
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Philosophy takes as her aim the state of happiness...she shows us what are real and what are only apparent evils.…
— Seneca the Younger
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Powerful government tends to draw into it people with bloated egos, people who think they know more than everyone else…
— Walter E. Williams
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Seeing is no longer believing. The very notion of truth has been put into crisis. In a world bloated with…
— Barbara Kruger
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most…
— John Oliver
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Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego.…
— Chazz Palminteri
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I think it's a nice payback. There aren't many people that kind of give back to artists that were their…
— Joey Ramone
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That devilish Iron Horse, whose ear-rending neigh is heard throughout the town, has muddied the Boiling Spring with his foot,…
— Henry David Thoreau
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We have bloated bureaucracies in Corporate America. The root of the problem is the absence of real corporate democracy.
— Carl Icahn
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