Flotation Quotes

2 Flotation quotes by 2 unique authors

• On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane… — Sam Ewing
• I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device. — Miranda Hobbes

Who Wrote These Flotation Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Flotation Quotes as follows:

• 1 Flotation Quote by Sam Ewing
• 1 Flotation Quote by Miranda Hobbes