"On every commercial flight, the traveler is told,……" — Sam Ewing
"On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?"
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50 Quotes by Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing has 50 quotes on this site.
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to…
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a…
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the…
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't…
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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More Boat Quotes
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I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am…
— Arthur Ashe
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Sailing a boat calls for quick action, a blending of feeling with the wind and water as well as with…
— George Matthew Adams
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Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing…
— Travis Barker
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We did not all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat.
— Bernard Baruch
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God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I like to windsurf and ski, and most of all I love to ride horses. The wilder and faster the…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
— Elayne Boosler
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Thoughts will change and shift just like the wind and the water when you're on the boat; thoughts are no…
— Jeff Bridges
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Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive…
— Warren Buffett
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As soon as you set foot on a yacht you belong to some man, not to yourself, and you die…
— Coco Chanel
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
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I don't find any real rivalries with crime and thriller writers anyway. That might sound a little Pollyanna, but for…
— Harlan Coben
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