Miranda Hobbes Quotes

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• When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push s**t!
• I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.
• These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
• I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
• Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
• Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
• He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of…
• Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
• They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
• How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
• I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
• I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
• That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
• Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call.
• I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
• Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.
• This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.
• I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet....
• Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm a…
• My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo.

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