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Funny Quotes by Jennifer Lawrence
- Why can't I say anything normal?
- Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
- Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
- Well, at least I had on underwear
- I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
- I'm sorry, I just did a shot
- I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
- Sometimes I feel like a vampire
- We hould totally make out right now
- I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the…
- If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
- I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I…
- My breasts have a life of their own.
- A bad word that I can't say that starts with f.
- I always felt like I sucked at everything, that I could never find the thing that I liked. I auditioned and I probably sucked, but…
- I've never considered failure.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin