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Funny Quotes by Jasper Fforde
- We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
- I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.
- Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.
- Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
- True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is...
- To each our own Hamlet.
- Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.
- Words are like leaves,. . .like people really, fond of their own society.
- What’s the opposite of déjà vu, when you see something that hasn’t happened yet?” “I don’t know—avant verrais?
- The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.
- Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
- If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad —
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin