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- Stuff you didnt know about me some stuff you probaly knew others you didnt:1)I like nutella but not alot.2)I dont really like popcorn.3)I have scars…
- MY TWINNIE LEILA!! Can she ever stop being perfect?? Haha,She is my cookies to my milk,my animal crackers to my juice box.Without her who would…
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in the room' Now…
- Without Leila who would I talk childish too? Or immature too? or make up a fake physco diseases with? (: hahaha..NOONE!!.. If I try to…
- I'm not weird.I'm just different(: Very awkward,random and funny(at times) Haha,Don't judge me if you don't know me(:
- Never bully! Bullying can lead to negitave thoughts and actions. You Never know they can be bullied at home,Abused at home or even in school.…
- Dont let a Boy/Girl make you cry! A breakup isn't worth to cry.Stay happy! Being single isn't at the end of the world.You're nice,funny,random,and yet…
- This is Jasmine.But she goes by Jazzyman.We have the same name!! But I go by Jazzy.Isnt that cool?!?!?! SHE IS LIKE ME IN SO MANY…
- I think its sad that people are still being Racist,Colored and whites are BOTH people and BOTH have feelings! Don't judge people its not nice…
- I may not be smart, pretty, exciting, Fun, Funny as other people.But I'm myself. I'm Weird, Crazy, and just awkward. Haha,Thats me. I love to…
- This is Jasmine Marie Middlemas. And she is beautiful and crazy, funny and fun. She likes to be loud sometimes, but that's why I love…
- I love you,Like, I love my music.Weird Right? 'Cause The music I listen to means the world to me. I could talk to you all…
- This is Maria,Or what I call her Marsh~Mellow Maria.MM for short. Haha,She is soo funny,sweet,nice, and pretty. Haha,She is so nice.And if you talk sh!t…
- Dear Amber Hope,You're amazing, Funny, creative, and yet soooo pretty xD Don't let anyone I mean ANYONE tell you different! 'Cause they are soooo wrong!…
- Call me a Fake. A poser, a liar, anything you'll like. I DONT CARE! You think you're cool,awesome, funny.NOOO YOU'RE NOT! Okay! YOU'RE ANNOYING AND…
- Laughing at people who have problems isn't right. Bullying them isn't right. I think everybody needs to learn when to stop and when to just…
- (We are on a bus) I'm extremely silent facing the window...My friend raquel was talking to jack and she said to me ''when someone say…
- Obviously,You can't forget what you put on to your skin.Scars well remain there within time. They will fade,But you'll bring more onto your skin if…
- Wanna know something?This kid I knew,He went to jail and got out today..What did he do? He sliced his little sisters and a few other…
- Haha,Its funny how one little thing can change a whole lot.
- You do you hate me so fucking much?! Haha,Oh my gosh. You're funny. I did nothing that concerned you! Why are you pissed off at…
- Many things come when I think of you. Selfish, Cheater, Mean, Hurtful, Stupid, Popular, Funny, Handsome...But LOVEABLE is not one of them.
- We listen to the same kind of music. You so soo nice, and pretty and funny. Your a great person kinzz and You and drew…
- WHAT IS SOME OF YOU PEOPLES PROBLEMS?! You make fun of people online just so they can get sad!? Why the hell do you do…
- It's so extremely funny when people try to be cool around certain people.. And they are just embarrassing themselfs..
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin