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Funny Quotes by James Patterson
- Assume nothing, question everything.
- I don't think of myself as a writer.
- I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with…
- But what is life if you don't live it?
- happy all life for ever
- You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.
- I'm not Stubborn; I'm right!
- You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
- The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
- I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing
- I choose you, Max. -Fang
- Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.
- Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy
- If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours
- Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!
- Excellent. They were flammable.
- Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!
- Part 5 The Voice- Make that my voice
- It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would…
- fang will be the first to die
- What are we but our stories?
- You love me this much!
- I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.
- Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.
- Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too.
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin