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Funny Quotes by James Joyce
- A nation is the same people living in the same place.
- I think a child should be allowed to take his father's or mother's name at will on coming of age. Paternity is a legal fiction.
- Phall if you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the pahrce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.
- Signatures of all things I am here to read.
- You cannot eat your cake and have it.
- Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age.
- Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
- Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow.
- The men that is now is only all palaver and what they can get out of you.
- All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.
- Shut your eyes and see.
- Too excited to be genuinely happy
- Every bond is a bond to sorrow.
- if it is thus, I ask emphatically whence comes this thusness.
- I'll tickle his catastrophe.
- Time is, time was, but time shall be no more.
- Love me. Love my umbrella.
- As you are now so once were we.
- Thought is the thought of thought.
- Interpretations of interpretations interpreted.
- Old father, old artificer, stand me now and ever in good stead.
- Let my country die for me.
- What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own.
- I am proud to be an emotionalist.
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