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Funny Quotes by Jack LaLanne
- Better to wear out than rust out.
- It’s not what you do some of the time that counts, it’s what you do all of the time that counts.
- I can't afford to die. It would wreck my image.
- Anything in life is possible, if you make it happen.
- You put junk in, junk comes out. You put good in, good comes out.
- Eat right and you can’t go wrong.
- Your waistline is your lifeline
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin