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- I think dem mfs should just leave Miley Cyrus alone...they just actN like dat cause she waz on da Disney channel like she pose 2…
- My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out
- TIP...(Ladies)...treat ya man gud b4 a gud woman does
- My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N
- I bet'cha bitches b feelN like shit when they N a relationship wit a nigga dat dont have shit N he cheat on her...lol
- Hate broke hoez...theyll rather open they legs instead of a account
- Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video
- Her legs gotta be a rumor cause she be spreading them everywhere
- Gas so high...im just start dating females in my zip code...so if we dont stay in the same zip code...we gotta long distance relationship
- I gotta question...Wtf is there handicap parking at the skating ring
- I hate when a people ask u money and they already own you money
- I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money
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