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Funny Quotes by Guardian
- When someone chucks Skittles at you and tells you to taste the freakin rainbow, take them and sling them down their throat and say, 'DON'T…
- Don't go telling me I'm fat when you know I have abs: Awkward Bonding Sessions. -Guardian
- Go ahead and call me fat: Freakishly Awesome Talent
- When I'm looking at shirts in the clothes section of a store, I unfold them. Since I've never known how to fold them as they…
- Worst thing about being sick: loosing your voice so you can't sing without sounding like a dying frog...
- I think it's funny: when your local area has delicious fruit, you'd still choose a fruit that is uncommon in your area even if it…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin